- 知道"Family"这个单词的含义吗？
- 知道Family这个单词的含义吗？ 爸 F ather 和 A nd 妈 M other 我 I 爱 L ove 你 Y ou 爸妈我爱你=家庭...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:08:14 点击：634 评论：0 查阅全文...
- Stand Up
- A man sobering up from the night before was sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nodded off. The priest had been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and was di...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:07:44 点击：457 评论：0 查阅全文...
- A game of animal football
- Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea.Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.IveseenitonT.V. Heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.Theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandwer...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:07:15 点击：193 评论：0 查阅全文...
- A good chess player
- Amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.Hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile.Icanhardlybelievemyeyes!heexclaimed.ThatsthesmartestdogIveeverseen. Nah,hesnotsosmart,thefriendreplied.Ivebeatenhimthreegamesoutoffive....
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:06:46 点击：111 评论：0 查阅全文...
- TWO STORKS
- Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. Dont worry, son. Your mother will come back. Shes only bringing people babies and making them happy. The...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:06:28 点击：90 评论：0 查阅全文...
- The story of the bats
- Twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.Onesays,Letsflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood. Werenewhere,saysthesecondone.Itsdarkout,andwedontknowwheretolook.Wedbetterwaituntiltheotherbatsgowithus. Thefirstbatreplies,Whoneedsthem?Icanfindso...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:06:08 点击：55 评论：0 查阅全文...
- Steven Wright on dogs
- Theotherday,Iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.Somepeopleareafraidofheights.Notme,Imafraidofwidths. Ihadadogonce.Ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhesgone. Iputcontactlensesinmydogseyes.Theyhadlittlepicturesofcatsonthem.ThenItookoneoutandher...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:05:50 点击：44 评论：0 查阅全文...
- Delivering a baby
- Acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy. Itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.Whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.Thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldsee,whilehehelpedthewoma...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-15 22:05:32 点击：41 评论：0 查阅全文...
